This dude might look familiar.
(And not just 'cause he looks like Harry Connick, Jr.)
His name's Simon Rex.
He's starred in some MTV stuff, the TV show Felicity and a ton of those crappy parody movies including Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, SuperHero Movie, etc.
Oh, you may also know him as the B-list rapper, Dirt Nasty.
In the late '90s, Rex exploded.
He skirted onto the scene, scoring hit TV shows left and right, a few movie spots and being branded as that new cool MTV guy. (You know, that guy who chills on MTV summer beach locations and mumbles into the mic wearing a strategically-tilted mesh hat.)
Rex not only landed these amazing gigs, he tore them up! He nailed 'em!
However.
Apparently this wasn't the only thing Rex had been nailing.
You see, in his effort to bust onto the scene, he had taken a few "opportunities."
Gay porn. Rex had done gay porn to pay the bills just before he made it as an actor.
Eventually word got out concerning his pre-celebrity line of work.
Gay porn ruined Rex, condemning him to second-rate acting jobs. Forever.
As I see it, Rex's rap persona, Dirt Nasty, was born out of despair. When your gay porn identity is revealed, everything goes downhill.
Lessons learned: Poor early decisions can compromise your career. To pay the bills, opt for Ramen Noodle. Also, avoid gay porn.
See Rex as Dirt Nasty alongside Beardo in his latest vid "Drugs On My Mind" below:
(Ps, it's got a long intro.)
Hmm..so this is what he did after acting?? That's pretty bad. You know he's quite the good-looking fella. I'm sure he could break into modeling if the actor biz won't have him anymore. And, is he actually gay?
ReplyDeleteuhmm... by gay porn, you mean solo masturbation videos?
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