Sometimes, greatness is born of frustration.
Man was cold. Thus he created fire.
Man was tired. He forged the wheel.
Man was dirty. And he manufactured ShamWow. (2X the absorbency.)
For Jay Louis, douchebaggery fanned the frustration flames.
"How come hot chicks date douchebags?" Jay sulked to himself.
One reflective butt scratch later, the mission was clear: a blog exposing the hotty/douchey combo.
Everyone knew the site would explode.
And it did – pageviews poured in by the thousands.
Big brands vied for ad space.
Pushy publishers fought for a book deal.
And finally, Jay got his own TV show.
Never forget – it all started 'cause Jay disdained douche-scrotes.
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