To me Canadian football is like the W-NBA, only there are fewer pigtails, more moose and a non-orb-shaped ball.
Picture if you will: an arena full of sloshed Canadians shouting mumbled incoherencies.
A time out is called. A moose scampers across the field. The camera spots a fat guy. He burps. Crowd cheers.
Then. Out of nowhere.
The camera catches a 21-year old Pam Anderson wearing a painted-on beer brand tee.
Time stops.
Seconds become days. Days become weeks. Weeks become breasts.
Little Larry Mooselberg in the back breaks the silence with a cheer. Standing ovation. General uproar.
The entire game is forgotten. (Was anybody watching anyway?)
By popular demand, Anderson is led onto the field.
Cheering all around. She continues standing.
More cheers.
She's offered a modeling contract on the spot, as a moose sheds a single, joy-filled tear. And that's how she got her break.
Don't miss early-years Pam montage below:
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