If GB didn't graduate president of his law school with honors,
he wouldn't have taken time out to live in America.
If he hadn't gone to America,
he might not have partied hard and drank too much.
If he hadn't partied hard and drank too much,
he wouldn't have been arrested and gone back to Scotland.
If he hadn't gone back home,
he might not have become a lawyer.
If he hadn't become a lawyer,
he wouldn't have gotten fired and abandoned law.
If he hadn't abandoned law,
he might not have returned to America to pursue acting.
If he didn't return to pursue acting,
the movie 300 would really suck.
And if there was no 300, you tell me–
There probably wouldn't be any Christmas.
See him slay wicked beasts here:
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