October 29, 2009

MEGAN FOX is an Asian gymnast.



In the same way Chinese officials steal babies and force flexibility drills on them before they're potty trained, Megan Fox was groomed for acting.

At age 5, Fox began her training.
She learned drama, dance, song and swimming.
At 13, she broke into modeling.
At 16, she scored legit TV and movie roles.

Fox landed big-time shows prior to becoming a legal adult: What I Like About You, Bad Boys II, Two and a Half Men, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen – to name a few.

Then. There was the earth-shattering Transformers scene.

Like a ready to rupture tensed balloon, Fox's sex appeal burst onto the big screen.

Welcome to celebrity, Ms. Fox.

See Megan's metaphorical bursting balloon here:


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